White Monster
White Monster
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WHITE MONSTER – ENERGY LOW, EXPECTATIONS LOWER
This tee is so real, it hurts—just like that first sip of Monster after a night of bad decisions and questionable texts. Featuring a White Monster can with an arrow pointing down, this 100% cotton, 240 GSM heavyweight tee is built for gym bros, gamers, and people running purely on caffeine and regret.
🔥 Why This Tee Hits Different? 🔥
✅ 240 GSM – THICK like your pre-workout scoop
✅ Softer than your willpower after "just one more drink"
✅ Drip so accurate, even your heart rate just spiked
👀 A Little Brand Lore: Chowkidardrip is where internet humor, dark jokes, and high-quality fabric collide. If you get it, you’re already part of the movement.
Shipping
Shipping
📦Fast But Not FlashYour drip lands in4-7 days—unless your postman starts rocking it first. Stay patient, stay fresh. 😎🔥
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
🧼 Treat with Respect, Like Your Crippling Ego
- Machine Wash Cold & Reverse (Like Your Last Relationship)
- Reverse Iron Only (Because We Know You Won’t Iron Anyway)
- No Bleach, No Drama
- Hang Dry for Maximum Drip
Keep it fresh 😈🔥
Customer Reviews
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Arnav ( Diddy party Guest)
this shit so clean that I might just frame it. 😂 Fabric is thicc, fit is on point, and my crush actually noticed me for once. Bro, is this what main character syndrome feels like?Instant cop.😎
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Daksh (Certified Chutpaglu)
Material is 10/10, doesn’t feel cheap at all. The design is straight-up drip certified. 😍 Posted a pic on Insta, and my DMs were flooded with ‘bro, link bhej’. Now I gotta order more.
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Neha S
Not gonna lie, I bought this tee just for the design, but the quality shocked me! 😳 It’s so soft, I might just live in it now. Wore it to college, and even my professor complimented it—W brand fr. 😂🔥