White Monster
White Monster
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WHITE MONSTER – ENERGY LOW, EXPECTATIONS LOWER
This tee is so real, it hurts—just like that first sip of Monster after a night of bad decisions and questionable texts. Featuring a White Monster can with an arrow pointing down, this 100% cotton, 240 GSM heavyweight tee is built for gym bros, gamers, and people running purely on caffeine and regret.
🔥 Why This Tee Hits Different? 🔥
✅ 240 GSM – THICK like your pre-workout scoop
✅ Softer than your willpower after "just one more drink"
✅ Drip so accurate, even your heart rate just spiked
👀 A Little Brand Lore: Chowkidardrip is where internet humor, dark jokes, and high-quality fabric collide. If you get it, you’re already part of the movement.
Shipping
Shipping
📦Fast But Not FlashYour drip lands in4-7 days—unless your postman starts rocking it first. Stay patient, stay fresh. 😎🔥
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
🧼 Treat with Respect, Like Your Crippling Ego
- Machine Wash Cold & Reverse (Like Your Last Relationship)
- Reverse Iron Only (Because We Know You Won’t Iron Anyway)
- No Bleach, No Drama
- Hang Dry for Maximum Drip
Keep it fresh 😈🔥
Size chart
| INCHES | CHEST | LENGTH | SHOULDER |
| S |
42
|
27 |
22.5
|
|
M
|
44 |
28
|
23 |
|
L
|
46 |
29
|
23 |
|
XL
|
48 | 30 | 24.5 |
|
XXL
|
50 |
31
|
25
|
DRIP WITH A BACKSTORY
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Dhruv
Security at Delhi airport saw my Alqaida tee and said, “Sir, zara side me aaiye.” 😳 Thought I was about to miss my flight. 💀✈️
Turns out bro just wanted a photo and showed it to the other Security staff 🤣 -
Aryan
Bro, I wore the Tits tee to class, and the professor stopped mid-lecture to ask where I got it from. 💀 Now the whole class knows my taste in women 💀
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Veer
Pulled up to McDonald's in my Quater Pounder tee, and the guy at the counter said, “Bhai, yeh menu pe kab aya?” 💀 Told him it's limited edition streetwear
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Zoya
Wore Mister Hard on a coffee run, and the barista lowkey couldn’t stop laughing. 😂 Bro gave me a free espresso though. 😎☕
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Ishaan
Lowkey thought this was overhyped, but nah—10/10. Even my mom said I look good. Instant W. 👌😂
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Mira
The I Love Tits tee got me kicked out of my cousin’s wedding. 😭 The pandit gave me the dirtiest look ever, but at least the fit was fire. 😂🔥
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Kabir
Wore my the just hit it to the gym, and someone legit stopped their set to ask where I got it from. 💀 nigga almost dropped the dumbbell on my foot 😂🔥