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Jewpiter

Jewpiter

Rs. 999.00
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JEWPITER – THE DRIP THAT'S OUT OF THIS WORLD

NASA just called—they said this T-shirt’s gravity is too strong. Made from 100% cotton, 240 GSM heavyweight fabric, this isn’t just a tee; it’s a financial investment (unlike your crypto portfolio). Big planet energy. Big money mindset. Big drip.

🔥 Why This Tee is Astronomically Fire? 🔥
✅ 240 GSM – thicker than your "quick loan" excuses
✅ Softer than your landlord when rent is due
✅ Drip so high-value, it might start charging interest

👀 A Little Brand Lore: Chowkidardrip is all about turning the internet's wildest thoughts into wearable history. We take the most unhinged, high-IQ memes and slap them on high-quality fabric—so you can flex both your brain and your fit.

🔗 Limited stock. Cop it before inflation does.

Shipping

📦Fast But Not FlashYour drip lands in4-7 days—unless your postman starts rocking it first. Stay patient, stay fresh. 😎🔥

Care Instructions

🧼 Treat with Respect, Like Your Crippling Ego

  • Machine Wash Cold & Reverse (Like Your Last Relationship)
  • Reverse Iron Only (Because We Know You Won’t Iron Anyway)
  • No Bleach, No Drama
  • Hang Dry for Maximum Drip

Keep it fresh 😈🔥

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DRIP WITH A BACKSTORY

  • Dhruv

    Security at Delhi airport saw my Alqaida tee and said, “Sir, zara side me aaiye.” 😳 Thought I was about to miss my flight. 💀✈️

    Turns out bro just wanted a photo and showed it to the other Security staff 🤣

  • Aryan

    Bro, I wore the Tits tee to class, and the professor stopped mid-lecture to ask where I got it from. 💀 Now the whole class knows my taste in women 💀

  • Veer

    Pulled up to McDonald's in my Quater Pounder tee, and the guy at the counter said, “Bhai, yeh menu pe kab aya?” 💀 Told him it's limited edition streetwear

  • Zoya

    Wore Mister Hard on a coffee run, and the barista lowkey couldn’t stop laughing. 😂 Bro gave me a free espresso though. 😎☕

  • Ishaan

    Lowkey thought this was overhyped, but nah—10/10. Even my mom said I look good. Instant W. 👌😂

  • Mira

    The I Love Tits tee got me kicked out of my cousin’s wedding. 😭 The pandit gave me the dirtiest look ever, but at least the fit was fire. 😂🔥

  • Kabir

    Wore my the just hit it to the gym, and someone legit stopped their set to ask where I got it from. 💀 nigga almost dropped the dumbbell on my foot 😂🔥

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