I Love Tits
I Love Tits
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Wear Your Wit: The 'I Love Tits' Tee for Bold Humor & Awkward Encounters!
This tee is so real, it hurts—just like realizing you’ve been singing the wrong lyrics to your favorite song for years. Featuring bold black text that reads "I Love Tits" (because who doesn’t appreciate a good double entendre?), this 100% cotton, 240 GSM heavyweight tee is built for birdwatchers, pun lovers, and anyone who thrives on awkward glances and dad jokes. Perfect for those who live life on the edge of humor and caffeine-fueled chaos.
🔥 Why This Tee is Astronomically Fire? 🔥
✅ 240 GSM – thicker than your "quick loan" excuses
✅ Softer than your landlord when rent is due
✅ Drip so high-value, it might start charging interest
👀 A Little Brand Lore: Chowkidardrip is all about turning the internet's wildest thoughts into wearable history. We take the most unhinged, high-IQ memes and slap them on high-quality fabric—so you can flex both your brain and your fit.
🔗 Limited stock. Cop it before inflation does.
Shipping
Shipping
📦Fast But Not FlashYour drip lands in4-7 days—unless your postman starts rocking it first. Stay patient, stay fresh. 😎🔥
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
🧼 Treat with Respect, Like Your Crippling Ego
- Machine Wash Cold & Reverse (Like Your Last Relationship)
- Reverse Iron Only (Because We Know You Won’t Iron Anyway)
- No Bleach, No Drama
- Hang Dry for Maximum Drip
Keep it fresh 😈🔥

Size chart
INCHES | CHEST | LENGTH | SHOULDER |
S |
42
|
27 |
22.5
|
M
|
44 |
28
|
23 |
L
|
46 |
29
|
23 |
XL
|
48 | 30 | 24.5 |
XXL
|
50 |
31
|
25
|
Customer Reviews
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Arnav ( Diddy party Guest)
this shit so clean that I might just frame it. 😂 Fabric is thicc, fit is on point, and my crush actually noticed me for once. Bro, is this what main character syndrome feels like?Instant cop.😎
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Daksh (Certified Chutpaglu)
Material is 10/10, doesn’t feel cheap at all. The design is straight-up drip certified. 😍 Posted a pic on Insta, and my DMs were flooded with ‘bro, link bhej’. Now I gotta order more.
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Neha S
Not gonna lie, I bought this tee just for the design, but the quality shocked me! 😳 It’s so soft, I might just live in it now. Wore it to college, and even my professor complimented it—W brand fr. 😂🔥