I Love Tits
I Love Tits
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Wear Your Wit: The 'I Love Tits' Tee for Bold Humor & Awkward Encounters!
This tee is so real, it hurts—just like realizing you’ve been singing the wrong lyrics to your favorite song for years. Featuring bold black text that reads "I Love Tits" (because who doesn’t appreciate a good double entendre?), this 100% cotton, 240 GSM heavyweight tee is built for birdwatchers, pun lovers, and anyone who thrives on awkward glances and dad jokes. Perfect for those who live life on the edge of humor and caffeine-fueled chaos.
🔥 Why This Tee is Astronomically Fire? 🔥
✅ 240 GSM – thicker than your "quick loan" excuses
✅ Softer than your landlord when rent is due
✅ Drip so high-value, it might start charging interest
👀 A Little Brand Lore: Chowkidardrip is all about turning the internet's wildest thoughts into wearable history. We take the most unhinged, high-IQ memes and slap them on high-quality fabric—so you can flex both your brain and your fit.
🔗 Limited stock. Cop it before inflation does.
Shipping
Shipping
📦Fast But Not FlashYour drip lands in4-7 days—unless your postman starts rocking it first. Stay patient, stay fresh. 😎🔥
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
🧼 Treat with Respect, Like Your Crippling Ego
- Machine Wash Cold & Reverse (Like Your Last Relationship)
- Reverse Iron Only (Because We Know You Won’t Iron Anyway)
- No Bleach, No Drama
- Hang Dry for Maximum Drip
Keep it fresh 😈🔥
Size chart
| INCHES | CHEST | LENGTH | SHOULDER |
| S |
42
|
27 |
22.5
|
|
M
|
44 |
28
|
23 |
|
L
|
46 |
29
|
23 |
|
XL
|
48 | 30 | 24.5 |
|
XXL
|
50 |
31
|
25
|
DRIP WITH A BACKSTORY
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Dhruv
Security at Delhi airport saw my Alqaida tee and said, “Sir, zara side me aaiye.” 😳 Thought I was about to miss my flight. 💀✈️
Turns out bro just wanted a photo and showed it to the other Security staff 🤣 -
Aryan
Bro, I wore the Tits tee to class, and the professor stopped mid-lecture to ask where I got it from. 💀 Now the whole class knows my taste in women 💀
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Veer
Pulled up to McDonald's in my Quater Pounder tee, and the guy at the counter said, “Bhai, yeh menu pe kab aya?” 💀 Told him it's limited edition streetwear
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Zoya
Wore Mister Hard on a coffee run, and the barista lowkey couldn’t stop laughing. 😂 Bro gave me a free espresso though. 😎☕
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Ishaan
Lowkey thought this was overhyped, but nah—10/10. Even my mom said I look good. Instant W. 👌😂
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Mira
The I Love Tits tee got me kicked out of my cousin’s wedding. 😭 The pandit gave me the dirtiest look ever, but at least the fit was fire. 😂🔥
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Kabir
Wore my the just hit it to the gym, and someone legit stopped their set to ask where I got it from. 💀 nigga almost dropped the dumbbell on my foot 😂🔥