🚀 10,000+ Sold – Either We're Good or You're Gullible | Free Shipping ‘Cause We’re Nice Like That 🚀
🚀 10,000+ Sold – Either We're Good or You're Gullible | Free Shipping ‘Cause We’re Nice Like That 🚀
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Horny

Horny

Rs. 1,099.00
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JEWPITER – THE DRIP THAT'S OUT OF THIS WORLD

NASA just called—they said this T-shirt’s gravity is too strong. Made from 100% cotton, 240 GSM heavyweight fabric, this isn’t just a tee; it’s a financial investment (unlike your crypto portfolio). Big planet energy. Big money mindset. Big drip.

🔥 Why This Tee is Astronomically Fire? 🔥
✅ 240 GSM – thicker than your "quick loan" excuses
✅ Softer than your landlord when rent is due
✅ Drip so high-value, it might start charging interest

👀 A Little Brand Lore: Chowkidardrip is all about turning the internet's wildest thoughts into wearable history. We take the most unhinged, high-IQ memes and slap them on high-quality fabric—so you can flex both your brain and your fit.

🔗 Limited stock. Cop it before inflation does.

Shipping

📦Fast But Not FlashYour drip lands in4-7 days—unless your postman starts rocking it first. Stay patient, stay fresh. 😎🔥

Care Instructions

🧼 Treat with Respect, Like Your Crippling Ego

  • Machine Wash Cold & Reverse (Like Your Last Relationship)
  • Reverse Iron Only (Because We Know You Won’t Iron Anyway)
  • No Bleach, No Drama
  • Hang Dry for Maximum Drip

Keep it fresh 😈🔥

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Customer Reviews

  • Arnav ( Diddy party Guest)

    this shit so clean that I might just frame it. 😂 Fabric is thicc, fit is on point, and my crush actually noticed me for once. Bro, is this what main character syndrome feels like?Instant cop.😎

  • Daksh (Certified Chutpaglu)

    Material is 10/10, doesn’t feel cheap at all. The design is straight-up drip certified. 😍 Posted a pic on Insta, and my DMs were flooded with ‘bro, link bhej’. Now I gotta order more.

  • Neha S

    Not gonna lie, I bought this tee just for the design, but the quality shocked me! 😳 It’s so soft, I might just live in it now. Wore it to college, and even my professor complimented it—W brand fr. 😂🔥

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