🚀 1,000+ Sold – Either We're Good or You're Gullible | Free Shipping ‘Cause We’re Nice Like That 🚀
🚀 1,000+ Sold – Either We're Good or You're Gullible | Free Shipping ‘Cause We’re Nice Like That 🚀
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Downer JR

Downer JR

Rs. 999.00
Rs. 9,999.00 Rs. 999.00
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This ain’t your average superhero merch. This is what happens when the multiverse glitches, Reddit takes control, and the drip hits harder than a Stark missile.

👕 240 GSM | 100% Cotton | 3X the Iron, 0% Shame

For those brave enough to wear chaos on their chest. Whether you're team Marvel, team meme, or just here for the double takes—this tee was made for you.

🔥 Why This Tee Breaks the Simulation:
✅ Premium heavyweight cotton (can hold the entire MCU timeline)
✅ Soft enough for comfort, strong enough to carry three variants of Iron Man
✅ So unhinged, even Jarvis would need a reboot

🤖 The Chowkidardrip Lore Continues:
This tee is for the meme messiahs, the shitpost soldiers, the internet’s chosen few. Born from the wildest corners of the timeline—where Photoshop meets prophecy.

🕳️ Limited stock. Cop now before the algorithm deletes it for violating reality.

Shipping

📦Fast But Not FlashYour drip lands in4-7 days—unless your postman starts rocking it first. Stay patient, stay fresh. 😎🔥

Care Instructions

🧼 Treat with Respect, Like Your Crippling Ego

  • Machine Wash Cold & Reverse (Like Your Last Relationship)
  • Reverse Iron Only (Because We Know You Won’t Iron Anyway)
  • No Bleach, No Drama
  • Hang Dry for Maximum Drip

Keep it fresh 😈🔥

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DRIP WITH A BACKSTORY

  • Dhruv

    Security at Delhi airport saw my Alqaida tee and said, “Sir, zara side me aaiye.” 😳 Thought I was about to miss my flight. 💀✈️

    Turns out bro just wanted a photo and showed it to the other Security staff 🤣

  • Aryan

    Bro, I wore the Tits tee to class, and the professor stopped mid-lecture to ask where I got it from. 💀 Now the whole class knows my taste in women 💀

  • Veer

    Pulled up to McDonald's in my Quater Pounder tee, and the guy at the counter said, “Bhai, yeh menu pe kab aya?” 💀 Told him it's limited edition streetwear

  • Zoya

    Wore Mister Hard on a coffee run, and the barista lowkey couldn’t stop laughing. 😂 Bro gave me a free espresso though. 😎☕

  • Ishaan

    Lowkey thought this was overhyped, but nah—10/10. Even my mom said I look good. Instant W. 👌😂

  • Mira

    The I Love Tits tee got me kicked out of my cousin’s wedding. 😭 The pandit gave me the dirtiest look ever, but at least the fit was fire. 😂🔥

  • Kabir

    Wore my the just hit it to the gym, and someone legit stopped their set to ask where I got it from. 💀 nigga almost dropped the dumbbell on my foot 😂🔥

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