Mister Hard
Mister Hard
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MISTERHARD – STAY HARD OR GO HOME
This T-shirt is so hard, even your emotions will toughen up. Made from 100% cotton, 240 GSM heavyweight fabric, it’s built for those who never fold, never simp, and never take Ls. If life hits hard, hit back—while looking drippy.
🔥 Why This Tee Goes HARD? 🔥
✅ 240 GSM so THICK, even heartbreak can’t penetrate
✅ Softer than your homie's "bro I love you" at 2 AM
✅ Drip so unbreakable, even Chuck Norris nods in approval
👀 A Little Brand Lore: Chowkidardrip isn’t just a clothing brand—it’s a lifestyle. We turn wild internet energy into wearable heat. If you’re wearing this, you already get it. If not, get harder.
Shipping
Shipping
📦Fast But Not FlashYour drip lands in4-7 days—unless your postman starts rocking it first. Stay patient, stay fresh. 😎🔥
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
🧼 Treat with Respect, Like Your Crippling Ego
- Machine Wash Cold & Reverse (Like Your Last Relationship)
- Reverse Iron Only (Because We Know You Won’t Iron Anyway)
- No Bleach, No Drama
- Hang Dry for Maximum Drip
Keep it fresh 😈🔥

Size chart
INCHES | CHEST | LENGTH | SHOULDER |
S |
42
|
27 |
22.5
|
M
|
44 |
28
|
23 |
L
|
46 |
29
|
23 |
XL
|
48 | 30 | 24.5 |
XXL
|
50 |
31
|
25
|
DRIP WITH A BACKSTORY
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Dhruv
Security at Delhi airport saw my Alqaida tee and said, “Sir, zara side me aaiye.” 😳 Thought I was about to miss my flight. 💀✈️
Turns out bro just wanted a photo and showed it to the other Security staff 🤣 -
Aryan
Bro, I wore the Tits tee to class, and the professor stopped mid-lecture to ask where I got it from. 💀 Now the whole class knows my taste in women 💀
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Veer
Pulled up to McDonald's in my Quater Pounder tee, and the guy at the counter said, “Bhai, yeh menu pe kab aya?” 💀 Told him it's limited edition streetwear
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Zoya
Wore Mister Hard on a coffee run, and the barista lowkey couldn’t stop laughing. 😂 Bro gave me a free espresso though. 😎☕
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Ishaan
Lowkey thought this was overhyped, but nah—10/10. Even my mom said I look good. Instant W. 👌😂
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Mira
The I Love Tits tee got me kicked out of my cousin’s wedding. 😭 The pandit gave me the dirtiest look ever, but at least the fit was fire. 😂🔥
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Kabir
Wore my the just hit it to the gym, and someone legit stopped their set to ask where I got it from. 💀 nigga almost dropped the dumbbell on my foot 😂🔥