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Alqaida

Alqaida

Rs. 1,099.00
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ALQAIDA - THE TEE THAT MIGHT GET YOU ON A WATCHLIST

Boom. Not literally, but this tee is so fire, your internet history might need an alibi. Made from 100% cotton, 240 GSM heavyweight fabric, this isn’t just a T-shirt—it’s an armor against mid-tier memes and weak drip.

🔥 Why This Tee Is Lowkey Dangerous? 🔥
✅ So thick, even the algorithm can’t censor it
✅ Softer than your government’s surveillance excuses
✅ Drip so strong, it might raise eyebrows at airport security

👀 A Little Brand Lore: Chowkidardrip isn’t just another meme brand—it’s a revolution in wearable shitposting. We take the internet’s wildest takes, slap them on high-quality fabric, and let you wear controversy like a badge of honor.

Shipping

📦Fast But Not FlashYour drip lands in4-7 days—unless your postman starts rocking it first. Stay patient, stay fresh. 😎🔥

Care Instructions

🧼 Treat with Respect, Like Your Crippling Ego

  • Machine Wash Cold & Reverse (Like Your Last Relationship)
  • Reverse Iron Only (Because We Know You Won’t Iron Anyway)
  • No Bleach, No Drama
  • Hang Dry for Maximum Drip

Keep it fresh 😈🔥

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Customer Reviews

  • Arnav ( Diddy party Guest)

    this shit so clean that I might just frame it. 😂 Fabric is thicc, fit is on point, and my crush actually noticed me for once. Bro, is this what main character syndrome feels like?Instant cop.😎

  • Daksh (Certified Chutpaglu)

    Material is 10/10, doesn’t feel cheap at all. The design is straight-up drip certified. 😍 Posted a pic on Insta, and my DMs were flooded with ‘bro, link bhej’. Now I gotta order more.

  • Neha S

    Not gonna lie, I bought this tee just for the design, but the quality shocked me! 😳 It’s so soft, I might just live in it now. Wore it to college, and even my professor complimented it—W brand fr. 😂🔥

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